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on the latest news here and by clicking on it, it will take you to the
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me what you think of it.
Since everyone
else has mentioned it I will to. John Carmack has changed the splash damage
for the rockets. Wahoo! Heres the snippet from his .plan
file.
* increased
rocket damage radius from 120 to 150 units
I was messing
around with the
Dialectizer and put in the bit on my chat with
the wall. See if you can make sense of it =).
Now ah's once
agin a-gonna explain sumpin. Deja vu ennyone? ah's *hopin'* this
hyar will be th' final time ah have t'do this. I've menshuned this hyar
quite a few times an' it is clearly menshuned on th' submit levels page.
WE
ARE NOT ACCEPTING REVIEW REQUESTS FOR Quake 2 FOR THE TIME BEING.
Now
t'further explain, this hyar means at th' moment we does not be hankerin'
review requests fo' Quake 2 send in, as enny fool kin plainly see. Not
in enny shape o' fo'm, dawgone it. Thet said eff'n yo' kin getcher houn'dog
t'talk th' requess to us, then thet'd be right fine. Ennyway, th' last
bit means eventually we will be acceppin' agin an' ah will put a fuggin'
trimenjus notice up in bright neon writin' t'say so. Ok. Shet mah mouth!..
unnerstood, cuss it all t' tarnation... acshully ah bet this hyar wall
behind mah computer unnerstan's better than some of yo' varmints, yo' knows
whut, I'll ax it...
Ebenezer :
Hey wall, kin ah ax yo' a quesshun?
Wall : Sho'nuff
thin', fire away.
Ebenezer :
Ok, whut does th' phrase "We is not acceppin' review requests fo' Quake
2 fo' th' time bein'" mean t'yo'?
Wall : Wal
ah reckon it means thet at th' moment yo' doesn't be hankerin' enny requests
in whilst yo' git th' backlog cleared, cuss it all t' tarnation. Once thets
done though yo' will be acceppin' them, dawgone it. Thet right?
Ebenezer :
Spot on, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Wall : ah
also reckon thet eff'n yo' did git enny, yo'd jest bin them, dawgone it.
Ebenezer :
Yeap.
See whut yo'
varmints haf done t'me, yo've driven me *MAD*. ah's talkin' t'inanimate
objecks now... lock me up now... Oh an' one further thin', ah bet yo' type
of varmints haf other problems, like wif corntrollin' yer bodily funckshuns.
ah recommend yo' read this
hyar page sevahal times, it c'd save yo' a whole lot of mess.
-Ebenezer...