New Featured Author Interview ^
by Paul - Wednesday 26 May 1999 @ 09:29
Heres two new Featured Author Interviews. Thank you to Renegade and Junior for taking part. You may have noticed the news ticker just above this update. It gives details on the latest news here and by clicking on it, it will take you to the actual article mentioned. Tell me what you think of it.
Since everyone else has mentioned it I will to. John Carmack has changed the splash damage for the rockets. Wahoo! Heres the snippet from his .plan file.
* increased rocket damage radius from 120 to 150 units
I was messing around with the Dialectizer and put in the bit on my chat with the wall. See if you can make sense of it =).
Now ah's once agin a-gonna explain sumpin. Deja vu ennyone? ah's *hopin'* this hyar will be th' final time ah have t'do this. I've menshuned this hyar quite a few times an' it is clearly menshuned on th' submit levels page. WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING REVIEW REQUESTS FOR Quake 2 FOR THE TIME BEING. Now t'further explain, this hyar means at th' moment we does not be hankerin' review requests fo' Quake 2 send in, as enny fool kin plainly see. Not in enny shape o' fo'm, dawgone it. Thet said eff'n yo' kin getcher houn'dog t'talk th' requess to us, then thet'd be right fine. Ennyway, th' last bit means eventually we will be acceppin' agin an' ah will put a fuggin' trimenjus notice up in bright neon writin' t'say so. Ok. Shet mah mouth!.. unnerstood, cuss it all t' tarnation... acshully ah bet this hyar wall behind mah computer unnerstan's better than some of yo' varmints, yo' knows whut, I'll ax it...
Ebenezer : Hey wall, kin ah ax yo' a quesshun?
Wall : Sho'nuff thin', fire away.
Ebenezer : Ok, whut does th' phrase "We is not acceppin' review requests fo' Quake 2 fo' th' time bein'" mean t'yo'?
Wall : Wal ah reckon it means thet at th' moment yo' doesn't be hankerin' enny requests in whilst yo' git th' backlog cleared, cuss it all t' tarnation. Once thets done though yo' will be acceppin' them, dawgone it. Thet right?
Ebenezer : Spot on, as enny fool kin plainly see.
Wall : ah also reckon thet eff'n yo' did git enny, yo'd jest bin them, dawgone it.
Ebenezer : Yeap.
See whut yo' varmints haf done t'me, yo've driven me *MAD*. ah's talkin' t'inanimate objecks now... lock me up now... Oh an' one further thin', ah bet yo' type of varmints haf other problems, like wif corntrollin' yer bodily funckshuns. ah recommend yo' read this hyar page sevahal times, it c'd save yo' a whole lot of mess.
-Ebenezer...
